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    1. Raleoxilevz

      Raleoxilevz Well-Known Member

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      Rode a bird last Tuesday, both at mine and hers. I ended up going home to mine around 4am, she wrote her number down on a bit of paper as I was leaving her place, I didnt get her number. Anyway Iv lost the number but wanna meet up, what do you players think I should do. She lives literally two streets away from me.

      Do I just chance it that we will bump into each other? Thought about dropping a note through her door but that might seem creepy?

      Opinions (including, just shag someone else instead)
       
    2. remstation

      remstation Well-Known Member

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      What to do with this bird?

      throw a rock through her window then when she opens the door ask her if shes seen your rock
       
    3. fa2nzg

      fa2nzg Well-Known Member

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      What to do with this bird?

      Drop a note through the door, don't let her get away mate! Haha. So what if she thinks it's creepy, she's clearly keen having wrote her digits down for you.

      I reckon she'll think it's 'spontaneous' anyway, f*cking women
       
    4. laxgoaliesrhs

      laxgoaliesrhs Well-Known Member

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      What to do with this bird?

      selotape some of your pubes to her front door
       
    5. herunder88

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      What to do with this bird?

      Set fire to the house in the middle of the night, then casually walk past as she runs out of the house screaming, feign surprise and bingo!
       
    6. remstation

      remstation Well-Known Member

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      What to do with this bird?

      I'm so old fashioned cos the first thing that crept into my head was knocking on her door amd askin her out for a drink......
       
    7. Capone

      Capone Well-Known Member

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      What to do with this bird?

      Just put a note through her door saying you lost her number and leave yours
       
    8. Capone

      Capone Well-Known Member

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      What to do with this bird?

      cum through the letterbox... if she liked it the first time around she'll recognise it.
       
    9. alomjabpd

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      What to do with this bird?

      Was she a good ride?

      Just goto her door and tell her your there to bang her back doors in
       
    10. suighja

      suighja Well-Known Member

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      What to do with this bird?

      Barsnack: I like the rock idea but she has security netting, and my noodle arms cant throw through that sh1t

      Ashcrapper: Iv got crabs so had to ger rid of my pubes, will bum hair do?

      Jay: How do I set fire to the house without killing her?
       
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