What to tell the housemates?

What to tell the housemates?

yeah i guess i could say i injured the other one this time, but yeah they are a bit suspicious, them signing for packages detailed as medical supplies from thailand didnt exactly help that was a tough one to get out of!

 

What to tell the housemates?

you were stabbed by a local crackhead when you refused to stand by as he mugged an old woman.

seriously who cares what you say, im sure they'll believe whatever you say, why wouldnt they? just say 'i dont know what ive done, it just hurts'.

 

What to tell the housemates?

Gang raped by black men

 

What to tell the housemates?

Say your going to get your bits off and become a tranny, its painful as your slowly loosing your nob, hence walking funny

 

What to tell the housemates?

Taken up rap and walking like one of the clowns from any number of the MTV videos